Breaking news

First, I swear that day 5 will be forthcoming shortly. Sorry!

But I would just like to inform you of this hilarious happening. I went to cnn.com (why do I still do that?) and I saw this headline: 5 die in dairy farm manure pit. Okay, the deaths are not hilarious. What is hilarious is that when I glanced at the headline, I read it thusly: "5 die in hairy armpit maneuver."

Soon, day 5, I promise. But some (catmonster, I'm looking in your direction. Also, Cypress Hill.) have been even more delinquent!